What I actually said, was something more along the lines of ...
'You know,' he replied; while looking in the freezer, 'those weird looking freezies you got last week.'
And then, he turned to me with a huge grin and a, 'the ones that look like dildos'.
Think. Think. Think.
Suppress the laugh, that's NOT Motherly, Kimberly!
And the worst part ... I knew exactly which ones he was talking about.
I don't remember exactly how the conversation went after that.
I sort of blocked it out after dildo, I think.
But it was along the lines of ...
'How do you even know what a dildo looks ....'
Pause. Blink. Blink.
'MOM! I know what a dildo looks like!', he said laughing.
Sigh. Eyes close. Shaking of head. Hand up, STOP!
'Nevermind. Yes. I'll get more today.'
'Thanks, Mom' ... still laughing.
I guess I should have expected that I would eventually have a conversation with him, containing the word 'dildo'.
I just didn't expect it would be in the context of ... freezies.
My apologies to the Ice Pops people. This was by no means a product review ;-)
And please, everyone, keep in mind ...